I arrived at the club early to drink with old friends who didn't show up until about the time the clown did. It was my belated birthday get-together with and my a-hole friend Deber, who thought it would be grand laughs to order me—instead of a Studly stripping Cop—a Bad Santa Clone of a clown named Jingles.
"Yeah, I'm looking for the birthday girl, she's five years old?"
"That's me, you tard." Bwuuh.
Not all was lost though. He made penis balloon hats for everyone! The show was lame. Homostupids were like "Look at him, WOW... CRAZY" bullshit.
Nice, Thanks. Some lesbian named Julia threw a drink at him during the show. (which was the highlite of the night).
Why couldn't it have been just throwin some cold ones back with old cretins
and a Narnia dork named JoJo (who offered me a full body massage)........ like last year?
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